My Geek Code

Navengando en el mundo de Google uno de estos dias llege a un sitio ke me parecio interesnate: www.geekcode.com. Se trata de una pekeña forma de mostrar al mundo nuestra tendencia geek y mostrar nuestros intereses/tendecias geek sin tener ke escribir/decir mucho y de una manera muy interesante :D. Yo ya cree mi codigo geek y aki esta:

—–BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK—–
Version: 3.12
GCS/CM/IT d- s-: a– C++ U– !P L+>+++ !E W+++$ N- o? K? w+++$ O— M V? PS+++ PE Y+ PGP>+++ t+ 5– X++ R tv+ b+ DI D++ G++ e>+++ h!>— r–>+++ y-
——END GEEK CODE BLOCK——

lo entienden? de primas a primera no lo kreo y tendrian ke estudiar la guia del geekcode para entenderlo a fondo. Ah! pero tambien se ha desarrollado un decodificador de este codigo ke facilite la vida a los inexpertos y los perezosos (komo yo :P), asi ke amanera de ejemplo decodifike mi propio geekcode y aki esta el resultado:

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/CM/IT]
Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:]
I look up to most people.

GEEK AGE CODE [a–]
My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [U–]
I've seen unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!

GEEK PERL CODE [!P]
Our paranoid admin won't let us install perl! Says it's a "hacking tool".

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+>+++]
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes."

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]
I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++$]
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N-]
News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is…

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]
Kibo? I don't even know what that is…

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+++$]
I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux. Getting paid for it!

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O—]
Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++).

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]
I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is…

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++]
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP>+++]
I've used it, but stopped long ago. But someday I'd like to say: "I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!"

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5–]
You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X++]
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]
I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI]
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G++]
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e>+++]
Finished High School. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Masters degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!>—]
I am stuck living with my parents! But someday I'd like to say: "Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h—, you're as good as there already.)"

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r–>+++]
People just aren't interested in dating me. But someday I'd like to say: "Found someone, dated, and am now married."

GEEK SEX CODE [y-]
Male. Not having sex by choice. 

Guia del GeekCode: http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html
Decodificador del GeekCode: http://www.ebb.org/ungeek/

PD: Esto lo he kerido dar a konocer desda hace varias semanas atras, pero hasta hoy me recorde 😛

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